GOTHIC WEDDING PLANNER SPECIAL – $15 for a limited time

Do You Want a Wedding that’s Dark, Decadent and Totally Unique?

Are you ready to plan your gothic wedding but don’t know where to start?
Do you want your wedding to incorporate gothic, heavy metal, punk rock, gothic lolita, steampunk or pagan elements?
Does the thought of reading those horrible ‘cookie-cutter’ wedding magazines make you want to puke?

If so, you need the Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner. Not just for goths, this spiffy how-to guide to planning your alternative wedding includes everything you need to know about planning the wedding of your dreams … or your nightmares.

A How-To Guide For Dark Couples In Love

By now, you’ve probably looked at a few wedding websites, flicked through a couple of magazines, and realised there’s nothing out there for you. You don’t just want ANY wedding, you want a gothic wedding. And why not? Black, red and purple attire, rich colours, love undying … gothic weddings are the ultimate in romance … IF you can pull one off.

Or maybe you want a punk-rock tattoo fest? Or a horror-themed halloween party wedding? Or an elegant gothic lolita wedding picnic? Or a tr00 grymm heavy metal wedding concert or an adventurous steampunk elopement on a runaway steamtrain? The Wedding Industry is no help – no one wants to write about planning a gothic wedding. If you ask why, they say “because Gothic Weddings are Tacky.”

NOT TRUE!

Gothic Weddings are NOT tacky, and I got so sick of hearing this, I decided to write this book, for all the rad goth, punk, metal, emo, pagan, steampunk and rockabilly couples out there.

The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner is the ONLY Wedding Planner exclusively about planning a wedding from the dark side. And it’s written by me – a gothic bride-to-be, just like you – struggling through the harsh and stressful reality of wedding planning. And look what I managed to cobble together..

Gothic Medieval Fantasy

Our Medieval Heavy Metal Wedding, November 2008 – A Perfect Day

Our guests arrived at the haunted mental asylum, where they entered a multi-coloured circus tent and witnessed our candlelit ceremony. While we had our photos taken, wine and nibbles circulated and the Asylum staff ‘entertained’ our guests.

My husband wore a replica Viking sword which we used to cut the cake.

My beautiful red gown retailed at $2000, but cost me a fraction of that. I wore a gold and red Elvin tiara and carried a brass lantern.

We designed the rings ourselves, following a traditional Saxon design.

The groomsmen wore velvet cloaks of different colours and carried swords. My bridesmaids wore medieval dresses they chose themselves – each reflecting their unique personalities. They looked stunning with their curled hair and headdresses.

Our guests enjoyed a full buffet meal and dessert served by costumed staff. I’ve never eaten such delicious food! We served themed wines and cocktails. A witches’ cauldron sat in the corner of the room, ready to reviece gifts and kind wishes. We held the greatest party our guests had EVER been too. One guest said, “No one can ever get married now – they’ve got so much to live up to! This was so awesome.”

We did all this for under A QUARTER of the cost of the average wedding. But it wasn’t easy.

Planning a successful wedding takes hard work and dedication. In seventeen months I taught myself everything about event planning. I scoured online sources and chatted to other brides. I chased vendors, compared prices, cut corners and learnt every cost-cutting trick in the book. I spent hours researching weddings. And now I’m sharing all my hard work with you.

In the Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner you’ll learn:

The ONE thing you need to do before you make ANY wedding plans.
The FOUR biggest planning mistakes couples make, and how to AVOID them.
The THREE things you MUST have at a Wedding.
My foolproof Budget Calculation Formula for any wedding style.
FOURTEEN tips to accelerate your wedding savings.
TEN-step method for planning your wedding during economic recession
Unique gothic wedding theme ideas to get your creativity started! Including ideas for heavy metal, halloween, gothic lolita, pagan and steampunk weddings.
The ONE rule that saved me hours of hassle and hurt feelings over the GUESTLIST
TWENTY-ONE questions you MUST ask your wedding vendors
And OVER 101 IDEAS to add gothic and alternative touches to your wedding – favours, themes, decorations, invitations, flowers, attire, accessories, entertainment, and MORE.

I’ve compiled every piece of knowledge, every kernel of wisdom I gathered over the year and a half we planned our wedding into this ebook.

Why “Grymm & Epic”?

It’s GRYMM because you won’t find any wedding industry bollocks or “I know best” talk in this book – just honest, down-to-earth advice from a fellow bride about creating an amazing gothic wedding.

It’s EPIC because the Gothic Wedding Planner alone runs over 230 pages long! And that’s not even including the awesomely useful free gifts. Yes, I wrote over 55 000 words on creating the most awesome alternative wedding EVER. That’s a hell of a lot of words.

But the economy is in recession. Should I be planning a Gothic wedding now?

Absolutely!

The Gothic Wedding Planner gives you the tools to plan the wedding of your dreams on any budget, including budgets that so-called ‘Wedding Industry’ tells us are impossible.

$5000, $2000, even $500! The Gothic Wedding Planner has a plan for every budget!

My FREE Gifts to You

I didn’t want to just give you a planning ebook and send you out into the wide world. I remember researching my own wedding – the hours I spent scouring the internet for the perfect dress, the right jewelry, the style of lanterns I wanted …

I visited thousands of websites. Literally THOUSANDS. Many were useless – outdated, ugly, spammers, virus-ridden, useless, or just plain not goth enough. But I found some real gems.

So as a free gift to you, I compiled a list of gothic wedding vendors – corsetairs, dressmakers, costume shops, jewellers, florists…you name it, and it’s in the FREE Gothic Wedding Directory.

Over 40 pages of links you can use to source products for your unforgettable wedding or browse their webpages to inspire your own ideas. With the Gothic Wedding Directory you won’t have to spend hours searching the web – I’ve done all the work for you.

The Gothic Wedding Directory could save you hours of wedding-planning time AND help you find that perfect dress, decoration or venue.

And don’t forget, the Gothic Wedding Directory is completely FREE.

Oh, AND, I’ve included another little gem – the Gothic Wedding Ceremony Reading Guide. Have you ever tried to come up with just the right words to describe your love? It’s nigh impossible – but not with this handy guide of inspirational readings and ceremony resources. That’s 40 pages of gothic wedding ceremony goodness, FREE with the Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner.

Get Your Copy of the Gothic Wedding Planner NOW!

What Gothic Brides are Saying …

“I want to say a HUGE thank you for your book ’Gothic Wedding Planner’. It has been an epically awesome help in planning my wedding. From your budget advise to your ‘how to deal with people tips’ all your advice has been a gift from Cthulhu! I am in the process of completing the pre-wedding check lists, having them is keeping me sane as they help me to know that I wont have forgotten anything. I think your advice about having your own personal ‘Wedding Essentials’ list is the best advice I have been given to date. For all alternative bride and grooms out there this book is jam packed with creative fun ideas to make your day a unique, stand out occasion. I would also recommend this book to any bride to be (alternative or not) given the good advice and stress saving tips. For the price this book is a total steel and a must have for your wedding ‘to buys’ list. With all the planning out the way now I am just sitting back courting the days to our medieval beach Wedding. Thanks Again Steff Metal Hails!” – Andrea

“Hi, I just wanted to write and thank you so much for even writing this planner… I have had so many ideas of how i wanted my wedding and all i knew for sure was i wanted a gothic style wedding. I bought this ebook 2 hours ago and i cant stop reading. it has made me laugh and i have learned alot of saucy ideas for all aspects of the event.. you have even made me feel better about some of the ideas i had in mind . like wearing a mini top hat with a small veil. thought i was going over the top. but anyways thank you very much this is the best money i have ever spent.” – Laura

“I couldn’t have planned our wedding without it. Finally, a book for us brides of the night!” – Amy

“It was worth it for the free directory alone – I’ve found my dress, garter and wedding rings from sites Steff suggested. I never would have found my dream dress without the Gothic Wedding Planner.” – Katie

“Now I am not the most alternative bride out there, but the day after my very alt FH asked me to marry him, I went on a bridal book buying rampage and can safely say, this is the most comprehensive book on wedding planning there is. I have even nicknamed it ‘the bridesmaid we all secretly wish we have’. Steff’s book is personable, easy to follow, and addresses every worry and question that was floating around in my mind. It has made my wedding planning process so much easier, and given me plenty of ideas to make my wedding totally unique without sacrificing whom my fiancée and myself are as people. If you are getting married, and only buy one book – make sure it is ‘The Gothic Wedding Planner’. ” – Stacey (Stace In Wonderland)

“Stupendous book – tells it like it is and really helped me get over my nervousness about subjecting my conventional family to our rather unconventional cemetery wedding.” – Morticia

“Awesome planner! Very helpful! So much info! Thanks!” – Lisa

“The Gothic Wedding Planner has been by my side from engagement to the wedding night! I never would have found my dream dress or created our spooky Victorian gothic wedding under budget without Steff’s hilarious and intelligent book!” – Samantha

Are Gothic Weddings Tacky?

NO! Tacky is in the eye of the beholder. What about an elegant Victorian Gothic Wedding? Or a fall-themed wedding with candy and leaf motifs? Or a Pagan Wedding, celebrating your religious or spiritual roots? Or a Horror-themed movie night? Or an elegant evening at a Haunted Hotel? Or an industrial club night at your favourite haunt?

Your Gothic wedding will be whatever you make it. The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner explores theme ideas for all couples, whether they want ghosts and costumes or masquerade dances and candles.

But Wedding Planners are so expensive!

Not this one! I too saw all those pretty Wedding Planners in the bookstores. Tulle and vellum-wrapped binders, thick booklets printed with white doves and roses. They retail about $30-50. Sometimes they even go up to $150!

And none of them ever, EVER, have ideas and inspiration for alternative couples planning a Gothic, halloween, heavy metal, punk rock, emo or steampunk Wedding.

So what would you expect to pay for a wedding planner with just as much information, just as much expert advice, helpful budget tips and organisation worksheets? How much would you expect to pay for a Wedding Planner that caters SPECIFICALLY to the Wedding YOU WANT?

For the Gothic Wedding Planner ebook – including over 230 pages of information and inspiration – AND the FREE Gothic Wedding Directory and Gothic Wedding Ceremony Readings – you’ll pay only $19

(For the next two weeks, I’m running a special, and the Gothic Wedding Planner is only $15)

No kidding - $15! – less than the cost of a large pizza for everything you need to know about planning the biggest event of your life YOUR WAY.

Why is this ebook so inexpensive?

It’s simple: I was a bride too, once. I want you to have an amazing Gothic Wedding, just like we did. I want you to find a beautiful dress for under $500, just like me. I want you to find the spookiest venue in town for LESS than the cost of a ‘normal’ wedding, just like me. I want you to have your guests oooh and aaah over your $30 favours, just like me. I want you to be happy and your guests to walk away at the end of te night saying that was the best wedding they’d ever been too.

The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner costs only $24 $19 USD! That’s one large pizza, five coffees or nine candy bars. It’s not much to get started on the wedding of your dreams! (or do I mean nightmares?)

Help! I’ve never used an ebook before!

The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner is an ebook, which means it’s delivered to you in digital format – a PDF. To read a PDF you need Abode Acrobat, which you can download for free here.

Once you purchase the ebook, a message will appear in your inbox with a link attached. Click on the link. This will take you to a page where you can download the Gothic Wedding Planner and FREE Gothic Wedding Directory and Gothic Wedding Ceremony Reading Guide. RIGHT CLICK on the links and select ‘save as…’ than save each file to your computer.

You may download each file up to FIVE TIMES and the links won’t expire. If you lose your file, contact me and I will send you a replacement at no charge.

Want your Gothic Wedding Planner in epub format? Want your reader in Large print or as an etxt document? No problem – just email me and I sort you out!

You may read the ebook as many times as you like, print it out and bind it into a book copy. The Gothic Wedding Planner, Gothic Wedding Directory and Gothic Ceremony Reading Guide are for your own personal use – you cannot reprint, resell or otherwise copy the information.

Would a guarantee set your mind at ease? Very well. I GUARANTEE that the Gothic Wedding Planner will help inspire and organise your wedding planning and provide you with practical, easy-to-implament ideas to SAVE money on your wedding. If you’re not satisfied with the Gothic Wedding Planner, simply email me and I’ll refund your money IN FULL, no questions asked.

Are my Credit Card Details Safe?

I understand you’re a bit sceptical about ordering from the internet. After all, we all hear horror stories about fraudsters and credit card scams. My shopping cart is 100% secure, and you can pay by Paypal – the secure system for internet purchases. Alternatively, I accept major credit cards. Your personal details won’t be shared with other businesses and I won’t spam you with constant messages. I will however, notify you when a new version of the ebook becomes available, and you’ll be able to download one for free.