Alternative Copywriting services

When I’m not blogging about weird and wonderful Gothic weddings, I am a copywriter for alternative businesses. I work with small / medium-sized businesses who focus on alterantive subcultures to get their web pages looking spiffy and their products / services in front of the right people. If you’re a gothic corset designer, a burlesque dancer, a heavy metal musician or a steampunk fabricator in need of some serious writing or marketing help, I’m your girl.

With over seven years copywriting experience and an intimate knowledge of alternative subcultures, I know exactly what will make a goth girl swoon and how to convince a cynical metalhead to listen to your album. About pages, ghost blogging, press releases, one pages, band bios, book cover blurbs, sales pages, product descriptions, website copy and SEO articles – I’ve done it all, and all for small, dark, alternative companies just like yours.

I know you don’t have a huge budget – you don’t need a head-to-toe marketing makeover or a two-hour lecture on the proper use of the semi-colon – you just need a sales page that doesn’t suck. I offer no bullshit writing and business coaching services – all the work you need for a price you can afford. And I do it all to a soundtrack of Manowar and Nick Cave.

If you’re interested, check out my writing packages and consulting services on my alternative copywriting site, Grymm & Epic. Custom packages are available, and you can even sign up for the FREE alternative business newsletter. Contact Me for a free quote.

Words from Awesome Clients

Amazing writer! Totally cleaned up what I was trying to say and made it better! Will use again – a must for any business owner! – Stephey Baker, Marked by the Muse.

It’s exactly what I had in mind, only better. Perfection! Steff gives her all and you will be quite pleased with her work. I sure am!! – Jennifer Smith-Righter, Wearable By Design

A pleasure to work with. Has an incredible talent that can make every listing sell itself. Highly recommend her services!! Thanks so much!! – Mary, Belle River Naturals